The Des Moines Register says that Donald Trump should “pull the plug” on his candidacy, even though he has surged ahead of the other Republican candidates. By calling Trump a “feckless blowhard,” the Iowa newspaper has expressed a clear preference for blowhards who possess feck.
I disagree with the Des Moines Register. Here are ten good reasons why Donald Trump deserves his party’s nomination:
1. He is the only candidate who could or would say “Blow me” to Sheldon Adelson, Chaim Saban and the Kochs. (I’m being serious.)
2. Trump is the peace candidate: Since no soldier in his right mind would fight for him, war would become impossible.
3. His nomination would be a great step forward for orangu-Americans.
The other seven at the link